Total Canon is the hub for the work and worlds created by Jamie Foutch -- aka, me, a big old narcissis.

That's a joke.


Feel free to explore the links, stories, and worldbuilding on this site!

Just as a note: this website is still under construction, so bear with me as I try to get everything coded, posted, and set up!

Latest Stories


Post Date: Aug. 3rd, 2022

Words: 1109

Main Cast: Realization Revelation, Ideas Intention
Side Cast: N/A
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: Realization and Ideas "sneak" into a museum.

Chapter 27 - Writer's Guild Party People

Post Date: July 15th, 2022

Words: 4168

Main Cast: Ambition Spark, Eliot Noviet
Side Cast: The Writer's Guild, DJ Deuxhex, DP Cool J/Boji, the Quad Squad, PLato, Hui-Ting Qian, Macall Houston, Toonie Kitt
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: Eliot gets to watch one of the characteristic Writer's Guild parties form right before his eyes.

Writer's Guild: The Comic

Latest Update: June 17th, 2022

Initial Release: Mar. 5th, 2018

Status: Updated when pages are done

Summary: Six idiots - including the comic's creator herself - have to fight the personified versions of the negative sides of the creative process as led by Procrastination.

Super Normal

Post Date: Nov. 24th, 2020

Words: 1240

Summary: Lucy doesn't want to do magic, nor does she ever want to be in a relationship.

Notes: A longer story I wrote for a college class, and since I love Lucy so much I figured I should post it here sometime.

“Oh, honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

Post Date: July 25th, 2018

Words: 967

Main Cast: Cathode, Salem
Side Cast: N/A
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: Salem and Cathode are good and love each other and that’s the story.

"This Will Not End Well For You"

Post Date: July 11th, 2018

Words: 1163

Main Cast: Kratakon the Dragon
Side Cast: A princess, a nursemaid
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: "You’re a dragon who enjoys living a peaceful life away from humans. One day, a princess shows up asking you to ‘kidnap’ her so that she doesn’t have to get married" (@writing-prompt-s)