Total Canon is the hub for the work and worlds created by Jamie Foutch -- aka, me, a big old narcissis.

That's a joke.


Feel free to explore the links, stories, and worldbuilding on this site!

Just as a note: this website is still under construction, so bear with me as I try to get everything coded, posted, and set up!

Latest Stories

Writer's Guild: The Comic

Latest Update: Nov. 26th, 2021

Initial Release: Mar. 5th, 2018

Status: Updating every other Friday

Summary: Six idiots - including the comic's creator herself - have to fight the personified versions of the negative sides of the creative process as led by Procrastination.

The Fly

Post Date: Aug. 19th, 2021

Words: 426

Main Cast: The Writer’s Guild (Me/Jamie, Muse Spark, Ideas Intention, Realization Revelation, Ambition Noviet, Unexpectations Centuri)
Side Cast: Hobart Hobbert
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: The Guild participate in a tense showdown of the most annoying kind.

Chapter 20 - Dinner with Friends

Post Date: Aug. 15th, 2021

Words: 3904

Main Cast: Eliot Noviet, Ambition Spark, Unexpectations Centuri
Side Cast: Chief Miyashita Hanako, Macall Houston
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: Ambition invites Eliot to the upcoming Mayor's Ball, but first he has to have dinner with Unexpectations.

Super Normal

Post Date: Nov. 24th, 2020

Words: 1240

Summary: Lucy doesn't want to do magic, nor does she ever want to be in a relationship.

Notes: A longer story I wrote for a college class, and since I love Lucy so much I figured I should post it here sometime.

“Oh, honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

Post Date: July 25th, 2018

Words: 967

Main Cast: Cathode, Salem
Side Cast: N/A
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: Salem and Cathode are good and love each other and that’s the story.

"This Will Not End Well For You"

Post Date: July 11th, 2018

Words: 1163

Main Cast: Kratakon the Dragon
Side Cast: A princess, a nursemaid
Antagonists: N/A

Summary: "You’re a dragon who enjoys living a peaceful life away from humans. One day, a princess shows up asking you to ‘kidnap’ her so that she doesn’t have to get married" (@writing-prompt-s)